*** I have now had a response that the Service Victoria app is working with the Commonwealth to update the app to cater for the deficiency above. Need to add ability to show vax status for other people who are checked in with the app in addition to the main person checking in. “All of the above.” This app may not efficiently verify vaccination, but it will quickly and efficiently drain your time and will to live. “All of the above,” you murmur, absent-mindedly cleaning your screwdriver. You might wonder if this grossly over-complicated system of verification that relies on English literacy, computer literacy, and the psychological fortitude of the winter soldier is ableist, racist and classist, or just infuriating. If you have ever felt like two fully functional retinas is two too many, but lacked sufficient motivation to plunge a screwdriver deep enough into each socket to destroy both your vision and the parts of your brain responsible for processing bureaucracy, this is the app for you! If you loathe the thought of enjoying a simple cup of tea served by relaxed, happy staff with proof of your vaccination status, enjoy! Any attempt to link your vaccination certificate to this app will leave you trapped in a mindless, endless loop of signing in and out of your Medicare and myGov accounts as your drink and desire to participate in society grow cold.
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